Another scattered 'stuff I saw on the internet' post. By Jacob.

Hello.

Played grand final yesterday and the day before. We won, which is nice. Doesn't matter what I did or didn't do, the team won. It's a team game. Yeah. We won.

Three premierships in a row for me. I must be some kinda superstar.

So, the stuff:

Research shows that people generally aren't looking to make friends.

Elmo meets Ricky Gervais.

Apparently a portrait of Shakespeare was found (enter witty, informed side-comment here).

And, finally:

Eat this. Eat it all.

That's it for now. Thanks. by. Nice to see you. Bye.

I am a winner.